Monday, 17 March 2008

Frenemy update

In the middle of life crises, sometimes a gift drops down from the sky to make you smile. Tonight is the eve of Jake's surgery and my husband was given notice at his job today, but I am laughing.

Why? Have I finally well and truly gone insane? No, but I have learned a few things about Frenemy that have made tears of laughter drip from my chin. Now, Frenemy, you may recall, is my sometime friend, sometime enemy. She seems to have lots of money, and we've never quite figured out where it came from. I know now. She owns buildings that are used as massage parlors and swingers clubs.

The thought of her seeming millions being made on the back of vice is just too hilarious because she presents herself as an upstanding citizen.

Oh, I'll be sniggering behind her back.

10 comments:

Vi said...

And she has no idea? Or is she the 'closest' mistress? LOL!

ChrisB said...

That is so funny, how did you find out (sorry I'm nosey!)

Mean Mom said...

Hi wakeup - I'm so sorry to hear about your husband's news. I'm a bit out of touch, as you know. I will come back and try to catch up, as soon as I can. You seem to have been going through some hard times. I hope that the operation goes OK for your dog.

Frenemy? I remember her. That's priceless!

Kaycie said...

Hilarious!

My first question: does everyone in the group know or just you?

I hope Jake's surgery goes well tomorrow and hubby is holding up well.

J said...

Oh, that's juicy.

Good vibes coming your way for Jake and for hubby's job situation.

-Ann said...

No way! I'm nosey too - how did you find out? Good luck to Jake.

Flowerpot said...

sounds like just what you need at the moment!

wakeupandsmellthecoffee said...

Hi all, here's how I found out. One of our group saw Frenemy's brother-in-law in the village one day. He let slip that he'd googled Frenemy's brother, who is one big bad boy, we now know. Of course, this friend went straight home and told her husband, who also googled the brother. Then the husband told another friend, who told her husband, who also googled him. That friend told me, and I also googled him. But I also signed on to a research website and found a motherlode of information.

Thank you for your good wishes for Jake.

Aoj & The Lurchers said...

Hope everything goes OK for Jake today.

Frenemy - what goes around comes around as they say!

Ms Anonymous said...

Oooh I seem to be a frenemy magnet. I currently work with my #1 Frenemy. I'm pretty sure she doesn' have secret clubs bringing in the cash though.